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A Red River Halloween Day 4: Halloween

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Climbs:
Plate Tectonics (5.10a) ★★★★
Gettin' Lucky In Kentucky (5.10b) ★★★★
5th Bolt Faith (5.10c) ★★★
Tall Cool One (5.9) ★★★
Universal Gravitation (5.10d) ★★★
Moonshine (5.10a) ★★★★
Sunbeam (5.10c) ★★★★

Prologue:
Our ragged band of misfit heroes slowly wake up, not lost--but not quite found--somewhere in the backwoods of Kentucky, preparing to save the world.... or at least climb 5.10.

Scene I: Breakfast
TONY STARK: Good morning, sunshine!
DICK GRAYSON: And protein-packed pancakes--
SAITAMA: PANCAKES!!
GRAYSON: --are ready!
BANNER: Save some for the rest of us, Saitama!
SEVDA: These are lovely, dear. And because they are brown, you can't tell that they're burnt.
GRAYSON: The extra chocolate chips really help too.
SAITAMA: So much better than drinking your protein.
BRUCE BANNER: Especially your vegan protein shakes, Saitama. I don't know how you drink that.
STARK: Or where you get it from. That stuff has got to be illegal.
SAITAMA: Thank god for the internet.
GRAYSON: And than…